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I’d pay a concert ticket to watch louis roast people in real life
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I’d pay a concert ticket to watch louis roast people in real life
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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
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if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys
Is your aunt Molly Weasley
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My 13 year old sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still hear her crying.
If you ask someone out as a joke, fuck you, you are literally the scum of the earth.
This happens to girls (so far I’ve only seen girls have this problem) who are deemed ugly or gross and unattractive. It’s a disgusting thing to happen. These are CHILDREN being hurt for no reason other than, “It’s a joke!!”
lemme tell you a story
in 3rd grade on april fool’s day we did minor things like tell jokes (”i poopde on the floor, april fools!) and never went past that.
however, as i was walking down the hallway, my 10th grade friend got asked out by the deemed hottest girl in 10th grade
later at lunch he got spaghetti thrown all over him and an egg thrown at him
he pretty much had a meltdown in the bathroom and didnt come out until 3 hours after school was over
this doesnt just happen to girls.
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Which one?
Oh my god.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE???
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The man who put plain rocks in a box and sold them for $3.95 as “pets,” igniting a 1970’s fad, has passed.
Gary Ross Dahl, the creator of the wildly popular 1970s fad the Pet Rock, died at age 78 in southern Oregon.
The smooth stones came packed in a cardboard box containing a tongue-in-cheek instruction pamphlet for “care and feeding.” Dahl estimated he had sold 1.5 million by the time the fad fizzled. Befitting the self-absorbed era that bore it, the Pet Rock required no work and no time commitment.
My pet rock died because I took it for granite.
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Yelpers let homophobic Indiana pizza shop have it
If you publicize your bigoted views on television, don’t be surprised if the mighty force of the Internet soon rains down on you. Memories Pizza, a small shop in Walkerton, Indiana, is learning this lesson the hard way. And there’s several more where the above came from.
#who serves pizza at a wedding
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
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i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
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A Summary of Les Mis Songs
Hear me out here:
A television show done in the style of The Office or Parks and Recreation, except it takes place backstage in a touring company of a failing Broadway musical.
PLEASE I NEED THIS
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